Archive for February, 2009


I can’t believe this

My bail: $860. That’s just not right. Who would have guessed?

EDIT:

Sorry. I didn’t post the meme this was about. This will make more sense.

Just read the ‘offense’ and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ‘offense’ and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin ‘My Bail is $……..’ You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot — $10
2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50
3) Cheated on your significant other — $10
4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
6) Went streaking — $5
7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
8) Kissed a co-worker– $ 20
9) Kissed your boss –$50
10) Been arrested — $5
11) Spent time in jail — $15
12) Peed in the pool — $5
13) Played spin the bottle — $5
14) Done something you regret — $20
15) Slept with your best friend — $20
16) Been in love with a stripper — $20
17) Went skinny dipping — $5
18) Been slapped– $5
19) Slapped someone– $5
20) Beat up someone — $20
21) Been jumped — $10
22) Ever had sex at church — $25
23) Dated someone you met online — $25
24) Cheated on test — $50
25) Vandalized something — $20
26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100
27) Crossed dressed — $10
28) Given money to stripper — $25
29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30
30) Been in love with a stripper — $20
31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work– $15
33) Ever drive drunk — $20
34) Used toys while having sex — $30
35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
36) Had sex in a pool — $20
37) Masturbated — $10
38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
39) Done oral — $5
40) Got oral — $5
41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
43) Stole something — $10
44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25
45) Made a dirty home video — $15
46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future –$30
47) Had a threesome — $50
48) Had sex in a public place– $20
49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
50) Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars –$20
51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$25
53) Lied to your mate — $5
54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

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