Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3

Level 2

(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantART / sheezyart Friends (this totally shouldn’t count)
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain (…but I kinda like the music. Cookie to whomever gets the reference)
(x) Been On A Plane (love planes. I feel like I’m riding on the minds of men…and have clearly read too much Ayn Rand)
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking (Once a year, it seems)
SO FAR: 12

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 15

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship (I don’t want to offend people who had it worse than me, but what people think? Does it count?)
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can’t Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel (never seen snow, but I have made a packing peanut angle)
SO FAR: 19

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 29

LEVEL 9 HAS BEEN EATEN BY PARADOX (seriously, it was never there that I saw)

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 32

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (Publicly. I’m very ticklish)
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood (Fleebdap)
SO FAR: 36

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 38

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight (Ironically, it was with the devil, and slightly pale)
SO FAR : 39

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (so I changed it)
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced (this is a little ambiguous, but I’ll say yes)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes (does it count if it’s because important things were on them?)
SO FAR: 44

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (and hated every moment. I’m so dainty sometimes.)
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (how far east or west? Past the Prime Maridian count?)
(x) Swam In The Ocean (looking forward to doing this again)
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (See the last entry in Level 4)
SO FAR: 48

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (much to the chagrin of the many people listening)
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 52

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t (like stupid memes?)
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose (Acid Slam, actually)
(x) Kissed In The Rain (All things are better in the rain)
SO FAR: 56

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 60

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (I’m wondering if the person who wrote this had the above happen, and it was this one)
SO FAR: 62

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed “Penis” or “Vagina”
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 66
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes (this is meaningless for women. I’m sorry, but it’s true)
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 70

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 74

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 78

Level 24 (I’m starting to feel like these levels are purely arbitrary)
(x) Believe/Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (maybe in a lifetime)
(x) Gone Streaking (always looking for another excuse to do this)
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 81

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken (sounds like fun. Does it involve running around in concentric circles until you run into one another like a particle accelerator?)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger (never get sick of this. In fact, always appreciate it from friends as well)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (What do you think I’m doing right now?)
SO FAR: 84

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later (Kingfish. It was this big)
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (not adverse to this. We can use costuming, get some good lighting, really work it in post…)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried (Hopefully all my laughs will be like this)
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed (Hopefully all my tears will end like this)
SO FAR: 88

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone (does not take a lot to talk me into this)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (I’ll deny it if somebody wants to “correct the situation”)
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone’s Name (all the time)
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 94

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (I get stung by something every time)
( ) Had A Cavity (Great hair and teeth go together)
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed (I have no shame, how are you going to blackmail me?)
SO FAR: 96

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat (Bitch licked me first)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone (I’m quite good at this, actually)
SO FAR: 101

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
(x) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 104

Repost this with the title:
I’ve Done __ of the 120 stupidest things with your total in that blank spot.

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