Ok, now that I’ve seen this, I must.

Have you ever……..

01. Fallen for your best friend?: Nope. Best friends tend to be male.
02. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: No
03. Been rejected?: Yes
04. Been in love?: Currently
05. Been in lust?: Often
06. Used someone?: Death first
07. Been used?: Too many times
08. Cheated on someone?: Death first.
09. Been cheated on?: Too many times
10. Been kissed?: Thankfully
11. Done something you regret?: A few, but I might be getting over that.

Who was the last person…

12. You touched?: Elric
13. You talked to?: Elric
14. You hugged?: Elric
15. You instant messaged?: Jen
16. You kissed?: Mary
17. You had sex with?: Mary
18. You yelled at? Elric, several months ago
19. You laughed with?: Elric
21. Who broke your heart?: She Who Shall Not Be Named
22. Colour your hair?: Chemicals? In my hair? Get fucking serious!
23. Have tattoos?: When my sister is no longer breat feeding my nephew.
24. Have piercings?: Just the one
25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: Yes.
27. Own a webcam?: No.
28. Ever get off the damn computer?: If I can’t avoid it
29. Sprechen sie deutsche?: Wenig
30. Habla espanol?: Si, hablo espanol.
31. Quack?: ::calls forth his army of penguins:: Bring it.

Have you / do you / are you…

32. Stolen anything?: Once. It hangs from my keychain as a reminder.
33. Smoke?: Occationally
34. Schizophrenic?: We most certainly are not
35. Obsessive?: Only on certain issues
36. Compulsive?: Can’t afford it
37. Obsessive compulsive?: Not sure.
38. Panic?: Hitchiker’s Guide tells me not to
39. Anxiety?: Sometimes, not often
40. Depressed?: Only in small attacks
41. Suicidal?: No
42. Obsessed with hate?: For a while, but it would only destroy me in the end.
43. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: Not that I know of.
44. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: No.
45. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: A state of absolute bliss and calm.
46. Who would you be with?: Various loved ones. You know who you are.
47. What would you be doing?: Relaxing, talking pilosophy, then going to our respective rooms and humping like bunnies with 2 months left to live.
48. What are you listening to?: Jimmy Eat World, but I’m not playing it.
49. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: My ex-girlfriend, if that counts.
50. Chicken or fish?: Fish.

51. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: The shape of their face.
2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: If she’s good, why not?
3. Would you marry for money?: Not that I can think of.
4. Have you had braces?: Never. Great teeth.
5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: Sometimes.
6. Do you like hairy backs?: Not really.
7. When was the last time you had a hickey?: January 3rd was when they were applied.
8. Could you live without a computer?: Why don’t you just take away my fucking water supply while you’re at it!
9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc…?: Yes, I do
10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 92, but I’m a pack rat.
11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?: Must it be in the past? We’re living in a new Renaissance, why not just now?
12. Do you drink enough water?: Indirectly.
13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: Take them off.
14. What is your favorite fruit?: Green apples.
15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: Whatever I can get. Pumpernickle if that’s an option.
16. What is your favorite place to visit?: Holland was really kewl, but I like to travel.
17. What is the last movie you saw?: Resident Evil
18. Do you kiss on the first date?: I thought not for a while, but I was wrong.
19. Are you photogenic?: Of course! Someone as good looking as me could hardly not be.
20. Do you dream in color or black and white?: color
21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: not that I know of.
22. Is it chipped or fresh?: Fresh
23. Do you have any dimples?: Not sure. Do I?
24. Do you remember being born?: Which time?
25. Why do you take surveys?: Pathetically easy way to peak people’s interest about me.
26. Do you drink alcohol? If so, what is your favorite drink?:Yes, and I would have to say a good coginac.
27. Did you like or do you like high school?: It was worth it all.
28. What is the best accent?: Lower Cambridgeshire. Very refined and soothing.
29. Who do you want to kiss? Mary, desperately
30. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: Sunsets. The arrival of night is wonderful.
31. Do you want to live to be 100?: *laughs jovially*
32. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: Expected? No. But it’s nice.
33. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?: Salty
34. Is a flat stomach important to you?: Not really
35. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: Yep.
36. Are you loyal?: Zealously.
37. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: Always
38. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: Off
39. Do you believe in magic?: Big time.
40. Do you have nightmares frequently?: Not really.
41. Do you like your nose?: Yes, and no, you can’t have it.
42. Do you like abstract art?: For the most part.
43. Do you think you can draw well? Not in the slightest.
44. Do you listen to music daily?: I love music
45. Do you like to watch cartoons?: Does anime count? If so, yes. Otherwise, occationally
46. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real?: 7
47. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: One or two. Most on the floor.
48. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: Gimme my Airwalks!
49. Do you write poetry?: More into short stories.
50. Do you snore?: I’m told I do.
51. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: I roll around
52. dog/cat?: cat
53. Do you lick stamps?: No
54. Do you use an electric can opener?: Don’t have one.
55. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: yes.
56. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: Emotional, without question.
57. Favorite TV show?: Babylon 5 is the greatest TV show ever.
58. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: No.
59. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: Piano
60. Are you a sex addict?: I hope not.
61. Do you know someone who has cancer?: 2 degrees of separation.
62. Do you like to argue?: I like to discuss.
63. Do you hunt?: No, but if it’s with a bow I would.
64. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: Yes.
65. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: art musuem
66. Do you have a middle name? What is it?: Robert John Moonpanther
67. Are you basically a happy person?: After much work, yes.
68. Are you tired?: Always.
69. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: Coke
70. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: yes
71. How many phones do you have in your house?: 6 or 7
72. How long is your hair?: About a food and a half, maybe more.
73. Do you get along with your parents?: In short intervals.
74. What color of eyes do you prefer?: No preference.

Well, there’s a bascially useless insight.